Okay, once a year I get a day off. Now mind you, I work as a 3-day Preschool Teacher, so in theory, I should have Mondays and Fridays off, but the sad reality of it all is that as a mom, you never really get a day off. On Mondays and Fridays, I still have housework, which I've discovered, I'm not very good at anymore...and I still have to get my boys to school. I know getting two boys to school sounds like an easy task, but there is 1 chore that I seriously hate...
MAKING THEIR LUNCH
I don't know what my hangup is. I'm not much of a chef, so it's not like I'm actually preparing a meal...
I am making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, for goodness sakes!
And I even cheat at making those...the peanut butter and jelly comes in one jar! So I'm not really making a peanut butter AND jelly sandwich (two steps). I'm making peanutbutterjelly sandwiches (one step). But the mere fact that I am having to prepare a meal on my days off really seems to annoy me. Seriously, do you guys enjoy making lunch?...Not lunch for yourselves, because I really enjoy doing that because I love, love, love to eat...I'm talking about making a lunch for someone else to eat?...
A lunch that they will somehow forget to eat (says my 9 year old)...a lunch that will come back mangled, but uneaten, in that same stupid lunch box that you painstakingly packed that very morning. So why do you even bother to pack a lunch? One that doesn't even get eaten...aside from the chips? Because if you don't, DCF will come to your house, proclaim you an unfit mother, and take your children away! Grrrrr....
Anyway, back to my point. The only day I can truly count on to actually have a day off is Mother's Day. My husband was great. I truly didn't have to do any housework on Sunday. I didn't vacuum, dust, wash clothes, do dishes, clean the kitchen, go grocery shopping, fold laundry, clean the bathrooms, change the sheets, do yard work, pick up toys, cook (not that I do that regularly), and the list of chores goes on and on....
So I truly did No HOUSEWORK on Mother's Day! Yippee!
But you know what?
NO ONE ELSE DID HOUSEWORK ON MOTHER'S DAY EITHER!
So now it's Monday, the Day After Mother's Day...perhaps the worst day of the year...
I have dishes to wash and put away
Toys to clean up
(Yes, those are a million Pokemon cards...)
Empty toilet paper rods to refill
Laundry to hang and put away
I have to give a class on how this stinky stuff
goes INSIDE HERE
And what is this you ask?
A picture of the "broken" light fixture (says my husband). The one I'm going to "fix" by going to the grocery store and buying a new 60 watt light bulb to replace the one that burned out in the "broken" light fixture.
And finally, the thing that really makes me ANGRY....
This little guy is back!
And he brought his friends!
So honestly, if you came to my blog hoping to see one of my "cluttered" layouts, I'm so sorry.
I only have pictures of my cluttered, dirty house to show you!
I'll be pretty busy the next two weeks. As you can see, I have to get my house back in order. And then, my last day of school is May 22nd. I have a lot to do before then...so sadly, I will not be doing any scrapbooking...and possibly any blogging until after that day.
I hope you guys have a good day, and if you're a mommy, I hope you were smart enough to request Maid Service for your Mother's Day present. I was dumb and only asked for Mother's Day cards. Don't get me wrong. I love my cards. My boys made them. But alas...they, too, are on my list of things to do today. Can I ever win?.....
Of course not,
I'm a MOM. It's not in the job description...