for my wonderful Easter Swap package! I received it well before Easter...even before St. Patty's day, but couldn't post pictures.
Take a peek...
She made me a card:

How embarrassing for me...She MADE me a card!
Now did I make her a card????
Come on ladies....you don't have to think too hard....
Am I "Card making girl"?
NO!
Okay, I $uck!
I BOUGHT her a card!
But,
I "journaled" in it!
You all know how I feel about hand-written journaling!...
I'm sorry Mary Jo. I loved your card. I haven't acquired those crafty card making skills just yet. If you've taken a peek at my "cards" in the sidebar of this blog,
not so impressive...
And now you know why I DID NOT MAKE her a card...
because I
uck-Say
(yes, that is pig latin)
Okay, on to the rest of my goodies!!!!
She sent me tons and tons of paper:

In colors and patterns that I love, love, love! Yummy, huh?
And went waaaaaaaay OVER budget on embellies alone:
Mary Jo loves alphabet stickers...and now, I do too! The cost in Thickers alone....wow!
Let me give you some background info on this swap.
Okay, the minimum amount we could spend was $30.
Mary Jo, did you go to Kindergarten? I mean, you seriously went well beyond the number 30 here!
And I'm so glad you did! I love all my goodies.
So thank you,
thank you
thank you!
It's so funny. In her blog, she thought she didn't do my Easter package "justice"...really?... Now if you're feeling sorry for me Mary Jo, you can always send me more, hee hee!
Just kidding...I feel like I should send some of your stuff back...
goodness!
I hope you didn't raid your son's piggy bank to pay for all these goodies, hee hee!
My poor son's piggy bank has been "frisked" every now and then...
my poor child has no idea that all his dollar bills are missing, hee hee!
He thinks all the quarters are the "BIG MONIES" since you can use them to buy stuff from the gumball machines.
He thinks all the bills are worthless!
As long as he hears "jingling" when he shakes his little piggy bank...all is good in his little world...
and in mine as well, hee hee!
No worries, I'm not "evil mom"!
I hook him up...
I buy him the occasional Pokemon card pack or two...
I think that pretty much makes us Even Stevens, right?
I'm so happy my youngest son is only 5.
ignorance is bliss...
HIS ignorance is MY bliss...hee hee!
Now, my 9 year old's piggy bank is FULL. I think he has some sort of alarm on it.
Yeah, he's onto me.
There's no "frisking" of his piggy bank. His has little motion detector sensors around it...
I'm not kidding!
Dumb mom,
that's me,
bought them for Christmas
because I wanted him to be cool, "SPY KID guy". You know that movie SPY KIDS, right? I think the latest version is in 3D.
Yeah, I hate that movie, grrr...
It ruined me!
So moms reading this....
MAKE A MENTAL NOTE TO SELF...
NO SPY EQUIPMENT!!!!
EVER!
Buy your kids books and movies about sharing with their parents...and especially how they should share any "BIG MONIES" given to them by their grandparents!
Hey, it's rightfully yours anyway, right?
I don't know about your parents, but mine suddenly have this endless supply of dollar bills now that they have grandchildren!
My dad's wallet keeps spitting out money...

But NONE FOR ME!
When I was growing up, they were always broke. I had to earn all my money...report cards, washing the car, etc. My dad never had that "money spitting wallet".
Someone must have given it to him for Christmas AFTER my sister and I moved out of the house...
My dad gives my boys money just for "breathing"...can you believe that?!
My son exhales, and he gets $5.00!
What about all my "breathing"!
I'm a mom!
I breathe pretty gosh, darn hard!
I should be getting all sorts of "BIG MONIES"!
No, but seriously, I love my parents!
If it weren't for them,
I wouldn't have anything to steal from my 5 year-old's piggy bank!
So then, how could I possibly pay for all my scrapbook goodies?
Okay, enough about stealing, I mean "sharing" money with my kids...
I finally finished the layout where I used Thickers from Mary Jo's Easter stash. I'll post it when I get home!